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Post by taldwarf on Oct 20th, 2003, 11:32am

The spaceship crashed, but the two glowing Martians survived and set
out to find a way home. They walked through the forests, through the
fields, and finally came into the city.
They stopped at an intersection and began to shake and moan at the
mere sight of a green light. Suddenly, the light turned from green to
yellow, and then to red.
Turning to his traveling companion, one Martian said disgustedly,
"Let's get out of here. If there's one thing I hate, it's a woman
who's a tease."

Re: Jokes
Post by ears on Oct 30th, 2003, 06:25am

Got this one off the That's Comedy joke list - Jim A.
What do UFOs and caring men have in common?
You keep hearing about them but you never see any for yourself.

Re: Jokes
Post by ears on Oct 30th, 2003, 06:37am

This one was part of a "guy test" that was also posted to the That's Comedy list (I picked C):

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire earth. You decide to:

A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.